a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
anyway. *fingers myself*
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
Really? Oh my goodness that’s so sweet! I hope endless happiness comes your way my lovely.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”