who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Reblogging your own 0 note post is like repeating what you said to a group of people who aren’t listening