moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

(Source: irwinfgs)

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

k1mkardashian:

anyway. *fingers myself*

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

Anonymous:
you're my favorite blog omg

Really? Oh my goodness that’s so sweet! I hope endless happiness comes your way my lovely.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”