notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

Your nudes are safe with me.

(Source: onebeautifulstranger)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: grrrldivision)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass

Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

,,

You have my whole heart. You always did.

 Cormac McCarthy, The Road (via wordsnquotes)