fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

(Source: haemus)

Anonymous:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

(Source: nudely)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

bloodyoathmate:

Reblogging your own 0 note post is like repeating what you said to a group of people who aren’t listening