waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.

(Source: hannahvickers)

6ood:

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

babyitsgayoutside:

behindthedooroffreedom:

212homos:

daphne-and-fred:

raintomorrow:

islandprincesa:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

hotanimebabe:

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whorville:

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

(Source: pixie-grotto)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends